Just In Case…you had the impression that there were still institutions of our society left that deserve our respect, let me tell you about the Penis Pump Judge here in Oklahoma.
Yes, this really happened. A district judge in Sapulpa, OK used a penis pump on himself DURING a murder trial, on the bench, every day! The court reporter made notations of the time on each occasion that she heard the swoosh-swoosh. The pumping sounds can be heard on her audio tapes. Actually, he exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases, two of which were murder cases.
This is no joke. I wish it were. One of those cases was the murder of a 21-month-old baby girl by her mother’s boyfriend.
BTW, he spent 23 years on the bench and served as a state legislator before that. This guy who obviously lacks any JUDGMENT sat in judgment over others for a reeeeeeally, long time…
Well, he was convicted in 2006, served his ridiculously soft sentence (fined $40,000 and sentenced 4 years of which he actually served 20 months), and then volunteered to be the guest speaker at Farnsworth’s annual statewide Youth & Government banquet. The kids thought this was a pretty limp proposition, and booked the mayor instead.
So far, he has cost taxpayers $340,000 in two separate retaliation (wrongful discharge?) suits by former female employees he fired for testifying against him.
In rare instances of Things Working the Way They’re Supposed To, he was disbarred AND lost his generous state pension (more than $100,000/year).
He has since been arrested for DUI in 2008. Life is apparently really hard for him now. We Oklahomans are still hanging our heads in shame.
Yes, this really happened. A district judge in Sapulpa, OK used a penis pump on himself DURING a murder trial, on the bench, every day! The court reporter made notations of the time on each occasion that she heard the swoosh-swoosh. The pumping sounds can be heard on her audio tapes. Actually, he exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases, two of which were murder cases.
This is no joke. I wish it were. One of those cases was the murder of a 21-month-old baby girl by her mother’s boyfriend.
BTW, he spent 23 years on the bench and served as a state legislator before that. This guy who obviously lacks any JUDGMENT sat in judgment over others for a reeeeeeally, long time…
Well, he was convicted in 2006, served his ridiculously soft sentence (fined $40,000 and sentenced 4 years of which he actually served 20 months), and then volunteered to be the guest speaker at Farnsworth’s annual statewide Youth & Government banquet. The kids thought this was a pretty limp proposition, and booked the mayor instead.
So far, he has cost taxpayers $340,000 in two separate retaliation (wrongful discharge?) suits by former female employees he fired for testifying against him.
In rare instances of Things Working the Way They’re Supposed To, he was disbarred AND lost his generous state pension (more than $100,000/year).
He has since been arrested for DUI in 2008. Life is apparently really hard for him now. We Oklahomans are still hanging our heads in shame.
Here Cums the Judge...
Too funny.
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Pretty much a perfect metaphor for the state of the government in general and the judiciary in particular I'm afraid.
Don't you think Thomas Jefferson would be so proud...
"Flaccid" is a word that sounds exactly like what it is. "Pus" is another.
ReplyDeleteYou are so bad. Where do these guys come from and why aren't more people outraged?
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