“There Seems To Be No Sign of Intelligent Life Anywhere.” – Captain Kirk

It just never ends with this guy! Can we survive another 2 ½ years of Obama?

Captain’s Log: 7-7-2010
Obama’s New Mission for NASA: To have Bolden go where no man has gone before – to seek intelligent life in predominantly Muslim countries.

NASA Chief Charles Bolden, Surgeon General Regina Benjamin, Energy Secretary Stephen Chu, and Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan are beamed down to the Planet Taliban in the Star System Al-Qaeda on the far edge of Iraq, where they encounter a strange primitive species of people who stone their females to death, sacrifice goats, and glorify suicide bombers.
Bolden: “We come in peace.”
Immediately the landing party is arrested for wearing tight polyester pants and an alarming lack of Qur’an knowledge and thrown into a prison cell.
Bolden: “Chu, what are you doing about this?”
Chu: “I’m attempting to construct a car bomb using stone knives, bear skins, and old “boom,” in hopes of blasting our way out of here.”
Bolden: “Kagan, do you think this will work?”
Kagan: “Dammit, Chuck, I’m a lawyer, not a judge!”
Bolden: “What do you think, Benjamin?”
Benjamin: “Dammit, Chuck, I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
Bolden: “Dammit, why is everyone around me incompetent yet the appropriate minority figurehead!”

And that folks, is the problem in a nutshell. Obama does not see NASA as the means to lead the world in scientific discovery and innovation, but yet another politically driven, social experiment specifically tasked to boost the self-esteem of Muslims everywhere. And it’s a very expensive initiative. Does an idiocracy really need a space exploration program when it can’t remember how to grow real food, eat properly, and handle its garbage?
Maybe his ulterior motive is to send all the Muslims to Mars – now that’s a change I can believe in.