Stoopidity Breeds Stoopidity

With Dale Jr.’s help, I have been able to identify an important new Scientific Theorem , an offshoot of Newton’s 3rd Law of Motion, which states: “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

The updated version is, of course: “For every stupid action, there is an equal and opposite stupid reaction.”

Cases in point:
1. The OK Governor’s Ethnic American Advisory Council printing the Qur’an for distribution to 149 state legislators, 35 of which refuse acceptance. This causes Republican State Representative Rex Duncan to explain his refusal with, "Most Oklahomans do not endorse the idea of killing innocent women and children in the name of ideology." I could explain that a lot of Muslims don’t either, depends on the interpretation of your local Crazy Cleric…uhmmm, never mind, Rex.
2. The (insert “Republican” or “Democrat,” it doesn’t matter which) Party in power uses every slime ball, under-the-table, backroom, deal-making, arm-twisting tactic in the book to get just enough votes to pass a very unpopular, 1400-page bill no one has read that will increase the national debt and taxes by billions of dollars. This causes the (insert R or D, it doesn’t matter which) Party, not in power, to react with voting against everything proposed by the first party, whether it has merit or not, in retaliation. And the current, 2-party system only allows we the parents to send the naughty children to their bedrooms every 4 years.
3. Final Point: Many of my friends don’t like the name of my blog! And, if some yahoo had not already claimed “The Stupid American,” I would not have been forced to respond with an even stoopider name, “The Stoopid American”!